Here's the next batch of nonsensical poems I wrote at age 15 or 16. These will appear in the next issue of Recess, so think of it as a super sneak preview. A quick preface -- even at this young age I was amazingly mature, conquering topics such as supply-side economics, relationships and infidelity, and religion.
Without further ado...
Milk And Ham
Mounds of turkey
Mounds of beef
Where's the ham?
Says the lady
Go to HELL
Says the butcher
Ode to Patrick's New Chick (The Guitar Girl)
Her name is Cindy
But Patrick's chick's name is Kathy
What's going on here?
I thought Pat was gay
Soggy Pelvis
When Satan gets hungry
I bet he reaches
For a Snickers
Cuz those things
Really satisfy you
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