Friday, July 28, 2006

tour de scandal



2006 Tour de France champion, Floyd Landis, has been accused of doping due to a high level of testosterone in his system after his tour win. This has lead many in cycling circles to cry in outrage, urging that Landis be stripped of his Tour title.

In his defense, Landis proclaimed:

"We will explain to the world why this is not a doping case but a natural occurrence,"

"I would like to make absolutely clear that I am not in any doping process," Landis said. "I ask not to be judged by anyone, much less sentenced by anyone."

To which the world responded:

"You ride a bicycle, you're skinny as a rail, you're freaky looking, you're name is Floyd, and you won a race in France. If your name ain't Lance, NOBODY CARES."

1 comment:

md said...

lance bass?