Thursday, July 20, 2006

haley's comet... er, saturn



Haley Joel Osment, you know the freaky little robot boy from A.I. is in the hospital after getting in a car accident early this morning. From the E! Online article:

The Sixth Sense star was hospitalized in Pasadena early Thursday after reportedly losing control of his car, hitting a brick pillar and flipping his vehicle.

According to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, the 18-year-old actor was en route to his home in the L.A. suburb of La Canada-Flintridge at roughly 2:10 a.m. Thursday when his 1995 Saturn jumped the curb, collided with a four-foot brick mailbox pillar and overturned before coming to a stop.

The onetime Oscar nominee was alone in the car at the time of the accident and no other vehicles were involved.

Apparently Haley Joel is doing ok, but I nearly wept him after I read this. Oh, not because he was in an accident. Solely for the fact that he drove a 1995 SATURN. Here's what my sixth sense tells me -- movie stars should not drive the same car as my 5th grade P.E. teacher. They just shouldn't.

Haley Joel, get well soon, buddy. And then get yourself to a BMW or Mercedes-Benz dealership ASAP.

1 comment:

John said...

EL EM EH OH... Hilarious dude