Sunday, April 15, 2007

boto dolphins suck

I was watching a Discovery Channel HD show called Planet Earth this afternoon (by the way, one of *the* most amazing nature programs ever made -- I'm not a huge nature freak by any means, but this show is fantastic, especially in HD). Today's show centered around the creatures who live in various rivers and lakes around the world. I had heard about the Amazon's freshwater dolphins, also known as boto dolphins, back in elementary school, but I completely forgot what they looked like. Until now:




Um... gross? What kind of ugly, warped creature is that? Give me a good ol' bottlenose dolphin any day:



Uh huh. That's how we do it. How about a solo shot?



Bottlenose. Best dolphin *ever*.

31 comments:

John said...

WT... This is so random. LAWL

md said...

Warren, I have to admit that I was sorely disappointed in this post. I found it highly derivative and formulaic. I can't believe I wasted printer ink for my daily "read" on this. You owe me a quarter.

misocrazy said...

Is this a new regular feature for you now? Finding knockoff, poser-species of cute animals?

Anonymous said...

You know what? You suck, and you are an ugly, warped example of a human. I would prefer your mom anyday!

Anonymous said...

that is mean God made them the way they are for a reason!
and i think they ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I agree with anonymas!!!!!!!! That is tottaly mean! I am doing a report on these animals, and they are amazing! you should care!

Anonymous said...

Well SOMEONE is RETARDED here. You just wasted space on your blog writing this piece of meaningless crap. I only found this when I googled 'Boto Dolphins' for my project on how endangered they are. Maybe they are endangered because biased, bloody blockheads like you kill them because they're ugly. I don't give a crap about how ugly they are, and no one really does. "Oh, EW! BOTO DOLPHINS SUCK!!!!" That's how you sound, you bloody piece of crap. Go jump off a cliff.

Emnm said...

Animals are animals; they only get one chance to live and when they all die, they're gone. Usually that's when we appreciate them. If you want to go kill ugly animals, YOU classify on the inside. They can't help the way they look/sound. So get off their backs. Be happy they live. Enjoy the life that we get and have.

Anonymous said...

I came across your post while looking up these Boto dolphins, and let me tell you, that either you, or this Show are wrong... the Boto dolphin looks almost exactly like a bottle nose, except for the fact that they are pink... I'm not sure what kind of Dolphin you posted here, but it's not a Boto.

Anonymous said...

boto dolphins rock!!!!! And they have the most awesome coloring-pink1! YOU are the thing that sucks!

Anonymous said...

I think that pink dolphins are really pretty and cute!

Anonymous said...

I think that pink dolphins are really pretty and cute! I am doing a project on them, and they are VERY interesting!

Anonymous said...

How could you say that! How dare you say that! I am a huge nature freak, unlike you. I want to be a veterinarian when I grow up. I like all the animals in the world, though I haven't seen all of them, except for bugs. They are disgusting, kind of. I am the biggest nature freak in the world. I'm proud to be. I love the DVD Planet Earth,by the way. You should watch it. I have all of the DVDs, but not The Blue Planet. My favorite dolphins are bottlenoses, pacific white-sided dolphins, and common dolphins. I always go to the Vancouver Aquarium. I;m in Grade 7, by the way. I love animals!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I do like boto dolphins, though they aren't my favorite. I'm the same person as the anonymus person above this comment. The sucker who wrote boto dolphins suck has no right to insult Mother Nature's animals.

Anonymous said...

You don't have a right to even like bottlenose dolphins, boto hater!I'm the same person as the one who wrote the comment above. I'm a girl.

Anonymous said...

I'm the one who wrote I wanted to be a vet, and I'm a nature lover. I also wrote some more.

Anonymous said...

butt face

Anonymous said...

well i think y'all are dumb to say that dolphins are ugly (especially) botos!!!!!!!! to heck with them

Anonymous said...

u r an idiot 4 saying that!!! i avoid peeps like you because i LOVE all of earths creatures.u r RETARDED because boto dolphins r CUTE.HOW WOULD U LIKE
IT IF A BOTO DOLPHIN SAW UR PIC AND SAID THAT U SUCK,U WOULD`NT LIKE IT VERY MUCH WOULD U....................
NO I THOUGHT NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

well guess what you are an idiot for saying that i think they are hideous

Anonymous said...

BITCH

Anonymous said...

ditto

Anonymous said...

well i think are cute. you SUCK my butt dust!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Anonymous said...

eat my butt dust and suck my toe all the way to mexico
i have seen one of your ULEGY pix befour

Anonymous said...

you look like dog tail

Anonymous said...

anonymous is sooooooooooooooooooooo dumb dumb dumb dumb and dumber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

where is everyone??!! am i the only person who surfs the web anymore???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Anonymous said...

mean mean mean.how could you say that. i think that they are cute. why would you waste space on your blog to write that.

Anonymous said...

I thank that botos suck sea floors

Anonymous said...

Hey! I'm doing a report on these dolphins and came across this. I don't think you should judge these animals. Don't judge a book by it's cover. Don't judge a dolphin by how they look. That's just downright mean to all the gifts of nature. Some day, these dolphins might not be here anymore, and it will be to the fault of dolphin killers!

Anonymous said...

i agree with hey!
god made them beautiful in there own uniqe way... so shut the fuck up if u don't understand the concept of life. (thank you to thoes of u who know what im talking about =) )