From the AP newswire:
LIGHTHOUSE POINT, Fla. - An 81-year-old man was in critical condition Thursday after a stingray flopped onto his boat and stung him, leaving a foot-long barb in his chest similar to the accident that killed "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin.
My god, these stingrays are worse than Al Qaeda. Why are we focusing on preventing people from taking shampoo and contact solution onto airplanes when stingrays are JUMPING OUT OF THE WATER and killing people? I'm personally raising the terror alert to yellow. No f-that. Orange.
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