1) Global warming
2) The worldwide economic crisis
Now that both are well under control, I'm back!
What should we talk about? Well, how about this:
- Lost is down to the final 3 episodes, and they've weeded out some of the last remaining minority characters on the show (you can add Sayid, Jin, and Sun to the list of the non-white departed). Hey Hugo, maybe you better watch your back.
- I saw Jessica Alba while in line for brunch. Yes, that's right. The Dark Angel herself. And yes, that's right. I eat brunch. Initial thoughts - quite tiny in person, but still lovely even with minimal makeup while wearing a hoodie and jeans. Also steals 10 person tables that were to be given to people (ahem, ahem) waiting long before she arrived.
- Kobe Bryant took these photos willingly.
- Angel is a cheater! Poor Buffy.
- Betty White killed it on SNL.
- So did Jay-Z (kicking off a medley with Public Service Announcement and ending with Empire State of Mind? Genius).
- Oh, I also had ACL reconstruction surgery since we last saw each other. My advice? I don't care what all the cool kids are telling you. Do not tear your ACL.
- Puppies are still awesome.
- Kate and Jon Gosselin are still not.
